Obscure 80's
T'Pau
"Heart and Soul"
Great opener for an entire disc of obscure tunes from
the 80's! Don't be fooled, this one is a rocker. It's just maquerading
as innocuous pop. Dig the snooty, upper-class girl rap.
Cutting Crew
"(I Just) Died in Your Arms"
Brooding. Stalking the wet city streets like a pirate-shirt
clad panther. Those aren't the lyrics, but they should be. The screeching
guitars are vague and distant. It's like listening to something that actually
rocks... under water. Love and angst for the new-wave easy listening audience.
The emo of its day!
ELP
"Touch and Go"
Now, don't let this one mess you up like it did me. I
was searching all over the friggin' place for a track called "Touch and
Go" by Emerson, Lake and Palmer. I couldn't find anything by those guys
past '79 and was ready to bust my man Jay out. Alas, this is not Emerson,
Lake and Palmer at all! It is Emerson, Lake and Powell. Released in 1986
this is prog-rock goes pop in the vein of the whole "Kilroy" thing that
Styx did. Magnificently cheezy.
Lita Ford
"Kiss Me Deadly"
You gots to have one for the masses. I mean, they can't
all be totally forgotten gems, or you'll lose your audience. With that
in mind, we offer this scorching rocker from the only lady that mattered
in the world of 80s rock. I owned this tape (not cd) back in the day!
Thompson Twins
"King for a Day"
Thompson Twins are one of those bands that get grouped
into the "one hit wonder" category when they don't really deserve it. Sure,
"Hold Me Now," is the song that comes to mind when you hear the name of
the band, but I bet you also know the words to "Lies," "Doctor! Doctor!,"
and
this classic.
Loverboy
"Lovin' Every Minute of It"
"Touch that dial, turn me on. Start me like a motor,
make me run!" Oh we loves our lame metaphors, but we loves 'em best when
they're of the mixed variety. It's sing-a-long hard rock anthem for
the Trans-Am set. Can you feel the phantom pain from your long lost mullet?
I thought so.
Murray Head
"One Night In Bangkok"
Here's a weird one. As this track was only vaguely familiar
to me, I had to look into where this nugget came from. As it turns out,
it's from a musical called "Chess" (hence the lyrics) that was cranked
out by the folks behind the Swedish megastars, Abba. Hmmm... how'd this
one even get on the American charts... let alone become a hit?
Taco
"Puttin' on The Ritz"
This is one of those songs that make you say, "Holy crap!
Why haven't I already downloaded this one!?!?" Who'd a thunk a synth take
on a 30s standard, performed by an Indonesian named after a Mexican dietary
staple would take off like this? Hey! That reminds me. Does anyone else
remember that 80s, lip-synch battle show, "Puttin' On the Hits?" I watched
that religiously. Paging Allen
Fawcett!
Quarterflash
"Harden My Heart"
Quarterflash is from Oregon, but the smoky sax in this
rock/synth amalgam screams southern blues. This is greatest hit that Heart
never recorded.
Double
"Captain of Her Heart"
Hailing from Switzerland, Double rocked out gawky synth/jazz
albums that fit very comfortably next to your Air Supply and their ilk.
Think of it as the official soundtrack to shopping at Sears.
About the Artwork:
"I believe Donkey Kong is the greatest video game ever."