You know those thirty year-old mega losers that get all into doing fan videos based on the Star Wars films. I always thought that was pretty lame, you know. Playing dress up and play fighting with plastic swords. Of course, it was halfway through my parody of this Grindhouse trailer that I realized... oh crap! I am one of those guys.

I've been meaning to do some short vids on the site, highlighting some of my favorite recipes... when I had a silly idea. I was planning to make some homemade pork sausage and all of a sudden, Grindhouse became Groundpork! Don't expect to see my ugly behind on camera. Maybe just a hand or forearm. I've spared you that horror, for now. I basically cobbled together a bunch of random shots from old exploitation films (can you identify them all?!?!) and some stuff from old educational films. Look for the crude, home grown effects I did that show pigs running from explosions and blood splattering from a side of pork. Simultaneously subtle and lame!

Also, don't forget that there actually is a recipe in there. It's a pretty basic breakfast sausage recipe you can build upon to suit your taste. You know, add some crushed pepper or other spices... it's up to you. Anyway, without further ado, check out Groundpork:

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